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这里 这里 坐在这张椅子上

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嗯 那个啊

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背后也好红啊 红通通

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这可得用心冲洗后背好好散热呢

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春龙胆已经准备好了为此的道具啦

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啊 对 对了 呐呐 呐 车长

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稍微 稍微闭上眼睛 然后只凭声音

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猜猜看春龙胆准备了什么样的道具

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那要上喽 首先是…

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往XXX上涂上肥皂 打出泡泡

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那个 然后 泡泡*n 嗯

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怎么样 刚刚的声音明白了吗

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不明白的话也试试触感吧

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那先是从耳朵后面开始

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呃 到脖颈 再是肩膀肩膀

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那剩下的就轻轻抚一遍

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怎样 怎么样 怎么样 知道啦？

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诶 那来对对答案

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可以睁开眼睛啦 锵锵

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XXX的真面目是这个

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是丝瓜海绵哒

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（拿着海绵鼓掌）

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呐呐 而且这可不是一般的丝瓜哦

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这次再仔细用肌肤感受一下 可厉害啦

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那 慢慢来 先是帮你搓背啦

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怎么样啊 车长 太用力了 或是太轻了之类的

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这里痒痒的之类的

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有什么的话不用客气跟我说哦

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背后也相当…哇 车长…

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僵硬着呢

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因为拿着沉重的行李走路了呢

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走路相当会

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用到肩膀啊 后背呢

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背着的行李很不得了呢

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诶呀呀呀 要是平衡之类的偏向一边的话

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那一边就会变得酸痛

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后背…

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这样就可以了吧

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这次重点关注肩膀吧

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先是右肩

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从耳朵后面开始 经过脖颈到肩膀

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将这里搓搓*n 嗯 搓搓*n

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反复轻柔地触碰

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然后搓搓

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说是从耳朵到脖子有淋巴经过呢

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好像啊 人类的代谢物之类的

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那种东西会经流淋巴

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因为是代谢物 所以不容易堵塞

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啊 不对 是容易堵塞

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所以要像这样…

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啊咿哇啊 疼疼疼*n

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按压它 揉它 顺着抚摸的话

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就会很舒服 说是对肩膀也很好

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这边也来吧 车长你…

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嗯？怎么？啊 是吗是吗

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那样的话再反复给你揉揉啦

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这边也…诶呦嘿 诶呦嘿 揉揉搓搓

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右边的肩颈暂时先这样

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可以的话就太好啦

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那这次开始做左边的

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啊 热也差不多散了

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这边就稍微用力点做

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丝瓜海绵用热水好好软化的话

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适当的硬度可以提高按摩的效果

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那个 相反 在没有完全软化的时候用的话

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揉搓感会提高 也能用于去除角质之类的

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诶呀呀 这么便利的东西只要把种子种进育苗盆

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发芽后种到地里

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之后自己就会长大 很棒吧

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结出果实后从藤处剪断

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使其干燥 用手剥皮就能做好

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话说 车长 你有剥过干透的丝瓜皮吗

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要是没有的话 下次一起剥吧

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是剥脆脆的鸡蛋壳的感觉

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噫 还挺有乐趣的 是春龙胆喜欢的感觉

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那个…这样就…好了

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诶呦嘿 这样左边也结束了 怎么样

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那接着就冲洗后背

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哗啦哗啦 哗啦哗啦 哗啦~

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差不多就这样吧 以防万一 先从腰开始冲水

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太热或是太温的话马上说呀

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那要上喽

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诶咻 往身上冲

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怎么样 会热吗 怎么样*n

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怎么样 舒服吗 啊 那就好 怎么样

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也用手轻轻抚摸后背 一点点往上

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哦 有点没冲洗干净啊

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因为像肩胛骨凹陷的地方啊 有时泡沫容易冲不干净

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仔细地…怎样 怎样 诶咻诶咻

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整体冲洗一遍

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嗯 嗯嗯 很棒 车主的后背比看起来的还要大

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嗯 是男人的后背呢

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呃 耳朵后面 从脖子到肩膀

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一直背着行李 认真工作

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感觉很伟岸 那个

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左边也要来啦 噫 左边是哪边来着 啊 这边啊 这边是左边啊

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左边也来 耳朵 哼哼 脖子 肩膀

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手朝这边 要开始啦

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诶咻 正面 反面 手臂也要 搓搓 搓搓

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呀 好 结束了 噫 噫 啊 这…

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噫 耳朵 啊 这边也是 啊 有点变红了呢

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诶呀呀 还以为已经很柔和了

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车长皮肤一定是很敏感呢

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呐呐 痛不痛？痛不痛？那没事吗

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嗯 抱歉啊 不过那里也是要好好护理的

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啊 对哦 接下来就要上洗发露了

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被冲掉就没有意义了

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那先用洗发露把头也洗干净

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然后这之后也护理下耳朵吧

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这样怎么样 嗯 感觉这样很好

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车长这样也没问题？

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嗯 好的 那就这样定下啦

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那样的话就上洗发露了

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再稍微保持这个姿势

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把脑袋和头发都交给春龙胆啊