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恩...

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那個是放在那邊去了嗎

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咦...? 阿

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之前亂揮的時候弄壞了 那算了

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橡膠手套 好

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紗布 好

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晶片 好

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螺絲起子 好

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電鑽 好

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來吧!

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讓你久等了~

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那麼 事出突然...

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接下來要進行將哥哥改造成生化人的手術

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唉...

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你不怎麼起勁呢

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就是這種角色扮演啦 所以你不接受狀況的話我會很困擾的

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已經可以了

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大部分客人都會嚇著呢

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那麼 首先呢

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先來問哥哥為什麼想變成生化人?

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不不 才不是那樣吧

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征服世界這種事 就算成了生化人 哥哥你這種貨色還真以為辦得到?

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唉 能聽我說?

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因為哥哥身體已經變成無法靠普通的ASMR得到滿足了

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所以想要變成ASMR生化人 提高感度去用力感受...!

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可以吧?

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哥哥是為了想充分感受聲音 才要成為ASMR生化人的哦

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來 跟我復頌

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成為ASMR生化人...

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成為ASMR生化人...!

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我要...成為ASMR生化人...!!!

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小焰 對不起... 我要...成為ASMR生化人...!
(參考魔法少女小圓台詞)

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你是什麼?

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沒錯 就是ASMR生化人!

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不錯 就是那氣勢

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很好 洗腦完畢...

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那麼 開始手術吧

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首先套上橡膠手套

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很好...

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恩...

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首先把這晶片...

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這是把哥哥耳朵的感度從現在的一半變為五倍的東西

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雖然有滿大的個人差異

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順利的話就能變成ASMR超人了

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你就祈禱能成功吧

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放心吧

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就算失敗 也只是感度變成一半

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外表再變得有點奇怪而已

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只是些小問題對吧~

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首先拿消毒水跟紗布對頭部殺菌

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咻~咻~

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把這個對著頭皮...

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拍... 拍... 拍... 拍...

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很舒服吧?

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雖然沒法連酒精氣味都重現出來

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嘛 這沒有氣味還比較能讓人冷靜呢

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還有 順便也先對耳朵附近作消毒吧

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左耳...

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拍... 拍... 拍... 拍...

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確實擦掉...

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擦...擦... 擦...擦...

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拍拍... 拍... 拍...

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拍拍...

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擦...擦... 擦...擦...

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不錯呢

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心跳數都穩定下來了

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就照這狀況放鬆吧

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首先呢

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為了在頭上打洞 要用電鑽

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你沒聽到嗎?

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為了在頭上打洞 要用到電鑽哦

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唉 吱吱喳喳的吵死了

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順帶一提 可沒有麻醉 所以你就忍忍吧

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是說針筒插入的聲音太小聲了根本強人所難阿

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那麼... 開關 ON

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聲音真不錯 聽這聲音就好放鬆...

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那麼要開始了

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請不要亂動

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畢竟在奇怪的地方上開了洞就不得了了

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事到如今還在怕什麼

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畢竟哥哥你都說過了

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我要成為ASMR生化人! 這句

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吵死了 閉嘴

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轉轉~ 轉轉~

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鑽~ 鑽~

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這刨掉皮膚的聲音 真受不了

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好舒服...

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阿 不 什麼事都沒有

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那... 那個...那個...

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阿 這樣啊 這邊也開個洞

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這樣子保持平衡就好了吧...

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轉轉轉~

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恩 還有這邊也順便開一下

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嗯嗯~ 這樣就好了吧

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鑽~

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差不多這樣吧?

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洞開得還不錯 太好了呢

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雖然心跳多少上升了 變為剛才的兩倍左右

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嘛 都在誤差範圍內

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再來再來~ 在這裡植入晶片吧

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鎳子 鎳子... 

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好了

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用這個把晶片植入進去... 要開始囉

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唉呦呦~

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畢竟是毫米尺寸的晶片 要夾住還滿辛苦的呢

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阿 夾住了

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把這個... 謹慎地... 謹慎地...

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丟進洞裡頭...

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感覺就這樣吧?

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異樣感如何呢?

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阿 對對

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我想只會有異樣感

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畢竟就那回事 所以沒事的

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還有兩個...

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夾住這個...謹慎...謹慎地...

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我按...

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最後一個...

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咦... 咦... 咦? 

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沒了?

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也許是忘記訂了

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恩...算了

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用這晶片也行吧

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哥哥~

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最後的要植入囉?

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才不等呢

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不趕緊作手術 洞就塞不回去了

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唉呦呦...

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把這個植入進去的話...

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我按...

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好 植入完成了

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剩下就是把螺絲洞給塞住了呢

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因為要鑽螺絲進去 所以多少會伴隨疼痛

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還請你加油撐住喔

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那麼...請咬牙

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放入螺絲

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鎖緊 鎖緊...

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這邊也要...

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轉 轉 轉...

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很好很好 最後的洞也來...

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轉 轉 轉...

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任務完成~

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辛苦了

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這樣哥哥就成功 成為ASMR生化人了

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藉由提高感度 應該能讓各種聲音聽起來更舒服哦

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嘛 就算日常生活出問題 我可不管

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還有由於缺乏重要的零件 所以就只有特定的聲音會提高感度

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跟當初的計畫不太一樣 但沒啥大問題吧

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來吧 哥哥從今天起就要以ASMR生化人的身分活下去了

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請抱著重獲新生的想法 今後也好好享受聲音癖好者的人生吧