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道具准备好了哦

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接下来

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就只需要把你的头放到女友的大腿上了

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啊

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你怎么还在说这种话啊

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我说要做就是要做

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你要是不躺过来，咱就这么僵着吧

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啊啊~明明今天为了你准备了好多有意思的东西呢

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看来要浪费一整天的时间了呢

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弦叶酱好伤心呢

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  哦

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现在这副表情稍微有点抱歉的意思了呢

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那就…

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快点躺到我的大腿上来

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来

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等我信号，就躺下来

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来了哦

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躺~

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好好躺下来了呢，了不起了不起

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诶？你问我为什么摸你头？

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这是“把头放到我膝盖上真厉害”优秀奖奖品

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之类的

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还有就是觉得你那不知所措的表情挺可爱的

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啊！什么S啊

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才不是那么过分的感情啦

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怎么说呢…

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你的表情看起来…

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就和我家里养的狗狗一模一样

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等等，仔细一想这算是S吧

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不是不是，才不是那种感情

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啊~随便啦

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摸得差不多我就停了啦

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你就当是满足我的摸头欲吧

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你就只需要…

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用你的头好好接受我的摸头宠幸吧

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我摸我摸我摸我摸

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啊…发现睡翘起来的头发了

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嗯？

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已经很沉醉了呢

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不过让你太沉醉了也会教坏你

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反正到掏耳的时候还会更让你沉醉的

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现在还是让你少沉醉一点…

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不是…

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我到底说了多少次“沉醉”啊

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真的太草了
（注：“草”为日本网络用语，相当于“搞笑”的意思）

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啊，虽然不是冷笑话

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但接下来要用的精油就是从草里提取的

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这下更草了

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啊，这个精油是有放松效果的，放心吧

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哎等等…我叫你放心算是什么意思呢…

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啊，总而言之

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现在要在你的耳朵上

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涂上这个植物芳香精油

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再用手指好好揉搓

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一边揉再一边捏

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让你好好的感受融化掉的感觉

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怎么样？

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这个声音

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能让耳朵感到很幸福对吧

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但是呢

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要是弄进了耳朵里

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那幸福的比例就不止这点咯

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啊，刚才我说“比例”

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听起来特别像是数学学霸女孩说的话吧？

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什么？傻里傻气的？

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你要这么说的话倒也是…

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不是，那不就变成我承认自己傻了嘛

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我才不傻啦

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就光我喜欢数学这一点

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就已经遥遥领先那些量产型女孩了

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啊~真是的

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像你这样坏心眼男友的耳朵…

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就要马上执行精油按摩的酷刑

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像这样先在手掌揉搓开… 

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再用手指把指缝也…

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嗯？

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一股柑橘类的香气？

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鼻子挺灵的嘛，小狗狗

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对哦

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这款是柑橘香型的

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诶~

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小狗狗肯定说的是你啊

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好了，小狗狗好好呆着别动哦

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现在姐姐要往你耳朵上涂油了哦

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你的耳朵布满漂亮的油光了

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那就…

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赶快帮你活血去污吧

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好了~

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你就这样保持深呼吸接受我的按摩吧

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准~备~

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捏…捏…捏…

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好好捏住你的耳朵…

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捏住…

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往外拉

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哦，精油变少了？

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那就再给你追加哦

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给你多加点精油继续按摩哦

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帮你好好的按摩一下…

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怎么样呢

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嗯？

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这里有点痛吗？

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没事哦

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痛的话说出来也会轻松点

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怎样？

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嗯嗯

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是嘛很痛嘛

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但是只要把这里按好了就不会痛了哦

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稍微忍一下哦

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啊，这里也很容易积攒污垢呢

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据说耳垂上也有个穴位

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应该是在这一块儿吧

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怎么样？

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舒服吗？

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好了

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那么…

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最后就给你做双耳喷雾油按摩哦

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辛苦啦~

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真是的，哪怕我给你按的再好，你这也太放松了吧

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不过，能摆出这样的表情才是人啊

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那么最后…

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就用湿巾给你把耳朵擦干净哦

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好…

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这之后就再用掏耳让你耳朵更加放松哦

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好了，那就先给你好好把精油擦干净哦

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好…

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有没有…哪里痒啊？

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OK~

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嗯，真不错

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好，辛苦啦~

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哦~

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耳朵又滑又亮的

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话说…

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仔细一看…

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你皮肤还挺纤细的

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还挺羡慕的说~

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那既然外面已经搞定了

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接下来把耳朵里面弄干净就完美了吧

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那么…

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请把头调整到能右耳对着我的位置

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准备好了吗？

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