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躺~

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好好做到了呢

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那就…

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又要开始摸头奖励了

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来，又要让我摸到满足为止哦

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我摸我摸我摸…

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摸太久了也会耽误时间

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差不多该开始掏耳了

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那么…

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要清理你的耳朵的是…

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这个！

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锵锵~

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浸在冰水里的…

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钛合金挖耳勺！

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怎么样

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每次搅拌的时候…

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都能有冰冰凉凉的感觉吧

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在已经通过按摩，血液循环变好的耳朵里

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用冰冷的挖耳勺进行大扫除

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用这种温差掏耳

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让你好好舒服一下

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我想想…

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先简单按摩一下耳廓和背面

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然后再清理耳朵里面吧

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那…

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事不宜迟赶快开始吧

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真的很冰冷的…

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做好觉悟哦

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碰到的瞬间表情抽了一下

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果然和我家的狗狗一样呢

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是吧

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我说了真的很冷的嘛

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不过会慢慢习惯的，放心吧

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挖耳勺会渐渐的融化…

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和耳朵合为…

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合为一体…

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这里还挺僵硬的，得好好…

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嗯

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对对

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放松…放松就好了…

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太舒服了吗

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嘴都合不拢了

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不过这也是自然反应啦，没什么奇怪的

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好，搞定了

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一开始虽然因为超乎想象的冰凉被吓到了

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但是

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掏着掏着就变得很舒服了吧

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哦哦

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点头点的好厉害

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你明白就好

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接下来

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就让你的耳朵背面也感受一下冰凉的快感哦

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这样的话就得再冻一下挖耳勺了

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这期间就好好享受挖耳勺冷却的声音吧

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好了

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差不多该开始弄耳朵背面了哦

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这边也…

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好好地冷却一下吧

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在容易僵硬的穴位上…

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用冰冷的前端按压

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好~感谢你的“呜啊！”

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还有…

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这里…

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给你轻轻地抚摸一下…  

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抖了一下呢

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O…K~

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据说按压耳垂这边的穴位

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可以缓解脖子酸痛哦

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好，这边解决了

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接下来就是这边

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对应背部的穴位

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对应眼睛的穴位也有点僵硬呢

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给这里好好按一下

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诶~

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你胃是不是也不太好啊？

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有好好吃饭吗？

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等会儿检查一下你的冰箱吧

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好…

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好了，结束了

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怎么样？

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开始习惯冰冷掏耳了吧

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不过…

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才这个程度就说习惯了可能还有点早了哦

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因为…

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在耳朵里面做冰冷掏耳的时候

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肯定会让你加倍“呜啊！”的

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不过相对的…

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我也保证会超过按摩时的舒服比例的

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不过

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为了达到这个效果

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还得再把挖耳勺好好冷却一下哦

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嗯

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差不多就这样吧

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那么…

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终于要开始清理里面了哦

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冰冷的挖耳勺…

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用你的耳朵内部…

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好好享受吧

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就像我说的

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会抖动呢

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但也没关系

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不会让你抖到会受伤的程度啦

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那么…

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慢慢的深入…

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把脏脏的耳垢都给清理干净~

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哦哦

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你耳朵里面的形状还挺棘手的… 

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这个…

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这样掏…

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大的都掏干净了

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再把剩下的那些细碎的掏一掏

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这里吗…

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嗯

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先暂停一下

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先暂时把挖耳勺拔出来了哦

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不是结束了啦

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要是继续掏的话

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好不容易掏出来的耳垢万一又掉进去了不就没意义了吗

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所以先把挖耳勺清理一下再继续掏

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就是这么一回事

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要拔出来了哦~

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好了，安全拔出来了

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怎么样？

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有感觉到耳朵里面轻松了吗

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毕竟…

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这么大一块儿塞在耳朵里嘛

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肯定会影响听力啦

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好了，快点和这块耳垢说再见吧

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让挖耳勺再变身成冰霜形态吧

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那么…

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掏耳…

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要重新开始了哦

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是不是有点太冷了呢

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不过再一会儿就好了哦

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再一会儿…

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再坚持一会儿就好…

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没想到这里还有块顽固的…

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当然也要给你掏干净咯

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感觉不错

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啊，这里也有

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还有点细小的…

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好~

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辛苦啦

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现在要把挖耳勺拔出来了哦

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啊~

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拿出来一看原来是这种形状啊

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这样的话，你听力应该上升了…1赫兹吧

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也不知道单位用对了没，不好意思啦

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但是…

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这样一来，我的声音…

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是不是也能听得更清楚了呢

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这么突然不好意思

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刚才的吹风

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是在确认一下你耳朵有没有受伤啦

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不过…

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看起来好像也没有痛的样子

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应该没问题吧

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那么…

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把挖耳勺君给清理干净

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接下来要开始右耳的清理咯

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好了

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在等挖耳勺君重置完成之前

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还请稍作等待

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哼~哼哼~哼~

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好了OK

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那么赶紧让左耳朝上吧

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我会给你发信号的

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配合着信号行动哦

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好

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