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我回來囉…

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咦？

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那傢伙還沒回家嗎… ？

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哈啊… 累死我了～

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啊～，明明不該癱在這種地方的…

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一回到家裡，突然就沒力了～

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爬不起來了…

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踏進玄關的瞬間，力氣就用盡…就在那邊動彈不得…

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對出社會的人而言很常見吧…？

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嘻嘻…

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這樣簡直就像還不太會走路的小寶寶一樣ｗ

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叭噗叭噗～♪

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朱莉是剛出生的小寶寶啾～♪

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因為是小寶寶，所以不用去公司上班啾～♪

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嗚呀～♪

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叭噗…⁉

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咦⁉咦⁉

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給我等一下…你在家⁉

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為什麼我回家的時候你沒來露個臉啊⁉

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不跟我說歡迎回家，會讓我很寂寞耶⁉

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……咦？

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啊…嗯…雖然我的確是盡力在轉移話題…

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那個…你都聽到了…？

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哦哦哦嗚…真假…

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話說，仔細一看，你的鞋子的確放在玄關…

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嗚、嗚嗚…

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人、人家…是小寶寶嘛

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嗚…嗚哇啊啊啊啊⁉

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我也想被人寵嘛～！

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社會人士太辛苦了啦！

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當社畜太辛苦了啦！

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每天、每天…都得搭名為滿員電車的只會讓人累積壓力的地獄的交通工具…

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自己主動往監牢前進唷⁉

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進入監牢後，就要受到沒道理的責罵…

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那又不是我的錯⁉

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都是當上司的妳叫我做我才做的！

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啊啊啊！

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一回想起來就好火大…

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那個臭老太婆！

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看我對她點頭哈腰，就得寸進尺在那邊說教個不停

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只是沉醉於說教中的自己而已吧⁉

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妳就只是想說教吧⁉

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啊～復活了～～～♪

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工作後的Str○ngZer○真是太神了

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我要跟Str○ngZer○結婚♪

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啊～，開始想吃點下酒菜了～

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快到發薪日了，所以今天只買了Str○ngZer○而已…

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啊，說起來客廳是不是有什麼吃的？

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你！去客廳拿點下酒菜給我～

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我太累了，已經無法離開這裡了～

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快啊！

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哀家想要下酒菜！

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快拿來～

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… 嗯？

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欸，我說你⁉

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不許用那種看垃圾般的眼神看我！

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我會很受傷的！

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我家的弟弟…還真是沒用啊…

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真沒辦法…我就老老實實在客廳喝吧…

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嘿咻…

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嗚～好懶得走路…好想用舞空術～

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嗯嘿嘿～♪

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我親愛的沙發～♪

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果然比玄關的地板還好休息啊～♪

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我，跟這張沙發結婚好了…？

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嗯～？

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什麼？

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啊～洗澡？

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你先洗沒關係

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我一邊慢慢喝Str○ngZer○，邊看水管上的影片就好…

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話說，要洗澡也好麻煩…

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好希望今天能乾脆就這樣睡在沙發上…

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咦～

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不洗不行…？

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沒關係吧？一天不洗而已…

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嗚…好…我知道了…

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我知道了啦…別說什麼就是因為這樣才會變成剩女啦！

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別說我就是這樣才會一點女性魅力都沒有！

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嗯…

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慢慢洗唷～

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你應該也累了吧？

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沒事的沒事的～♪

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我稍微晚一點睡也沒關係啦～

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要好～好泡到肩膀為止唷～

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你洗好啦～

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嘿～My Brother～♪幾分鐘不見～♪

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不見不散～♪

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咦～？

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什麼啦～？

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喝得比平時更多～？

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才沒有咧～

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我跟平常完全一樣～♪

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耶～咿♪

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我是單身剩女廢人…朱莉姊姊唷～♪

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來，剛洗好澡的可愛的弟弟啊～

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來我這邊～

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好～啦好啦… ♡

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快點…過來♪

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好乖好～乖♪

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你這混帳還真可愛～♪

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姊姊每次回家，一看到你的臉，疲勞就都煙消雲散了唷～♪

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我喜歡你～♪最喜歡你囉～♪

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很舒服吧… ？

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你有點喘唷～？

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真可愛～♡

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你擺出這種表情，會讓姊姊…更想欺負你了嘛…♡

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啊…等等…

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為什麼要跑走～

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再跟姊姊相親相愛一下嘛～

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咦咦…因為我滿身酒臭味所以不要～？

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哼～真掃興～

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啊～是是是，明天也得早起呢

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知道了知道了～

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晚安～