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早上好…

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前天，我熬夜想了个模仿秀…要表演给你看…

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雌堕的…海豹！

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哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦～！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦～！ 哦！ 哦～！ 哦！ 哦～～～吼！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦～～吼吼！

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我正在等你吐槽说这不是海豹，应该是海狗才对…

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(怎、怎么会这样呢…？)

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(反应不太好…)

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(别说是笑了…他根本就笑不出来嘛…)

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(不好了…不尽可能用下个笑话挽回颜面的话…好感度就会持续下降…)

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那、那…我来个单口模仿相声秀

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雌堕海豹与扭腰海狗的初次见面

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海豹君…晚上好～我是扭腰海豹！

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我的特长是用收集到的蝉蜕装满整个袋子哟～♪

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哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦！ 哦～～哦！ 哦～哦～♪那还真厉害哦～吼♪简直跟小朋友一样哦～吼吼♪

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啊哈哈～♪海豹君实在太雌堕了，不管说什么都会变成哦吼声…真是笑死了ｗ

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啊……

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然后……

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(这下…盛大地冷场了…！)

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咳咳…刚刚的当我没说…

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那个……

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这个…那个…

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(奇、奇怪…？)

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(我平常…都是怎么跟他说话的来着…？)

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(不说点什么的话…一想到我得说点什么…就会莫名介意起来…没办法好好组织语言…)

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(该、该怎么办…‼)

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(胸口小鹿乱撞…超级…紧张…)

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那、那个…今、今天的工作…也请你多加Ｕ…⁉

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啊…结巴了…

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对、对不起…

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我今天…好像有点怪怪的…

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要是能别管我…我会很感激…

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是…对不起…

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我这笨蛋…

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这样子…难得都成为他的女朋友了…好感度不是降得比之前更低了吗…

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让他比平时更笑不出来…更加困惑了…

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这下糟了…澈底搞砸了…

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啊…好的…你要先下班是吧…

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那…明天见…

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唉…

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结果…我什么都做不到…

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呜呜…我、我该怎么办才好…？

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明天再想个…对策…

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不…冷静下来一想…也不必等到明天吧…？

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啊…⁉

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对了…⁉

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晚上好…我来了…♡

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呜…那个…虽然我也觉得突然闯到你家里不太好…

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但我无论如何…都想跟你在一起…

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对不起…你要是觉得困扰，我就走…

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啊…♡

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好的…那么…我就不客气地打扰了…

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意外地收拾得蛮干净的呢…

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啊……

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呜……

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(不行…！果然还是好尴尬！对话接不下去…！)

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咦…⁉是、是啊…我果然…有点奇怪…

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那个…我想你应该多少注意到了…

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你…是我人生中第一个男朋友…

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所以…那个…我不知道…开始交往后到底该怎么进行互动…

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总觉得越是在意这件事…就越紧张…

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明明…想跟你卿卿我我…却完全不顺利…

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嗯…⁉

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突、突然做什么…？

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虽然我的确很高兴…

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咦…⁉

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你刚刚…说了很可爱…？

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你说什么东西可爱…？

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咦咦⁉

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说、说我⁉

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居然说我这种老女人可爱…

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你要是开玩笑捉弄我…我也会生…嗯⁉

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真是的…变态…♡

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居然让大龄女性产生这种想法…你真是个坏孩子…♡

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可以哟…♡

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你就随心所欲…用肉棒插…我的小穴吧…♡

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啊…不过今天…

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…要像这样…在我跨坐在你身上…把手缠在你脖子上的状态…

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让肉棒无套抽插…来做播种性爱吧…♡

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又粗…又烫…

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把这根连女朋友都被变成飞机杯小穴的…穷凶极恶肉棒…

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往我的雌穴里…插进来没关系哟…♡

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来了…来惹啊…

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超夸张的哦吼声…又要停不下来了…♡

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肉棒把…小穴的肉给掰开了…♡

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肉棒、肉棒、肉…棒…！

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呵呵…我下流的哦吼声…让你欲火不可收拾了吗…？

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是啊…我的…欲火也一发不可收拾了…我们彼此…彼此哟…♡

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你的…这根…坚硬…火热…粗壮的肉棒…

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实在让我太舒服了…

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快感都一阵阵…传到了…子宫的深处了…

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好舒服…被肉棒抽插抽插好舒服哦…♡

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两情相悦的人才做得到的…

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超级色情的…野兽性爱…

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小穴不妙啊…

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只要你的肉棒燃起欲火…随时都可以来插，我的湿湿黏黏小穴…

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这是你专用的飞机杯小穴哟…♡

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怎么样？

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你的女朋友是个…只要一被肉棒抽插…

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就会发出夸张的叫声…

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会叫出哦吼哦吼，仿佛野兽般的下流叫声的…大色狼女友哟…♡

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哦！ 真的不妙…这，不妙啊♡

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腰扭了起来…下作地渴求着你的肉棒…♡

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小穴要因为…你充满男子气概的滋啵抽插活塞运动…变奇怪了…♡

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被这样肏过…不管怎样的雌性都会变成飞机杯小穴的～♡

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你好帅～♡

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喜欢…喜欢…喜欢…♡

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一说喜欢…肉棒…就变得更大了呢♡

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我会多说几次给你听的…♡

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所以请多顶几下…我的小穴吧…♡

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喜欢…喜欢…喜欢…喜欢…♡

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喜欢喜欢喜欢喜欢…♡

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不妙…♡

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难道说你…

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可以哟♡

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对小穴、中出…

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要尽可能烙印在你的眼帘里哟…♡

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我这张因为、被播种咻咻、而露出的下流的高潮脸♪

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让小穴、怀孕吧…

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对危险日小穴，射出认真致孕特浓精液…

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肉棒…肉棒…肉棒哦哦…♪

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射的时候…要往最里面的地方…射出一大堆…♡

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我想要你的种子…♡

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去惹、去惹、小穴、去惹惹惹～…

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让我怀孕、让我怀孕、让我怀孕…！

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让我怀孕吧、怀孕！

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来做小孩、小宝宝…！

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去惹去惹、小穴去惹、怀孕高潮要来了…

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要被你播种播到去了…♡

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我会怀上你的小孩，当妈妈的…♡

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要去了、要去惹…！

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去惹去惹去惹去惹、去惹去惹去惹去惹去惹去惹去惹…

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去惹惹～～～～～～～～～…

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好浓的，射出来了…

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往子宫…BIUBIU…

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中出了…

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肚子都被装得满满的…好烫…好猛的量…♡

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好重…

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你射了好多…黏黏糊糊的…

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浓郁的精液牛奶…给我了呢…♡

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我好高兴…♡

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谢谢你…♡