WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.917 --> 00:00:06.400 呼,我好像有點累了 2 00:00:07.309 --> 00:00:11.189 掏耳朵要集中精神 3 00:00:12.642 --> 00:00:15.591 啊,不,我的意思是非常需要 4 00:00:15.710 --> 00:00:18.111 真的,非常需要 5 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:21.482 呃...那個 6 00:00:22.019 --> 00:00:26.173 敬語,是不是很奇怪? 7 00:00:27.378 --> 00:00:31.958 我們同年級...而且又是同班同學 8 00:00:32.448 --> 00:00:38.759 不,用敬語也很奇怪...對吧? 9 00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:43.728 是這樣沒錯吧...? 沒,沒錯對吧? 10 00:00:43.822 --> 00:00:52.816 啊,噢嗚...焦慮到不知所措...腦袋要打結了... 11 00:00:53.160 --> 00:00:57.056 那麼....這,這樣的話 12 00:00:57.080 --> 00:00:59.200 在這種情況下,那個... 13 00:00:59.220 --> 00:01:09.799 能否請您允許鄙人我用直白的措辭來與您交談嗎... 14 00:01:10.335 --> 00:01:15.000 嗯...怎麼感覺又搞錯了距離感... 15 00:01:16.146 --> 00:01:18.564 我,我知道的 16 00:01:18.815 --> 00:01:22.124 我的用字遣詞如何並不重要 17 00:01:22.300 --> 00:01:28.567 像我這種土妹子不管在哪裡說了什麼,沒人感興趣 18 00:01:28.809 --> 00:01:33.918 啊啊,我又自我意識過剩了... 19 00:01:33.989 --> 00:01:37.358 真的很對不起我要回家了.... 20 00:01:41.027 --> 00:01:48.616 咦? 像一般人那樣...正常說話沒關係嗎? 21 00:01:49.900 --> 00:01:52.438 就像對朋友那樣....? 22 00:01:53.610 --> 00:01:56.430 不需要用敬語....? 23 00:01:59.116 --> 00:02:05.957 ...欸嘿,欸嘿嘿...真,真的可以這麼做嗎? 24 00:02:06.118 --> 00:02:10.634 呃...不是,可以嗎? 25 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:14.889 你願意和我做朋友嗎? 26 00:02:16.231 --> 00:02:18.630 如,如果可以的話 27 00:02:18.729 --> 00:02:22.211 就這樣成為朋友... 28 00:02:22.779 --> 00:02:25.163 啊不對不起我太得意忘形了 29 00:02:25.279 --> 00:02:29.679 像我這種單細胞生物說的話請你直接無視掉吧.... 30 00:02:29.737 --> 00:02:32.925 啊不我不是在說冷笑話! 31 00:02:36.029 --> 00:02:41.029 你要...和我當朋友? 32 00:02:42.505 --> 00:02:49.646 那,那個,我其實一直很想跟你當朋友 33 00:02:49.929 --> 00:02:51.836 啊,我沒有別的意思 34 00:02:51.880 --> 00:02:54.798 啊對,之前在教室裡聽到你和別人談話的內容 35 00:02:54.830 --> 00:02:57.828 就感覺在興趣上好像跟你很合得來... 36 00:02:57.830 --> 00:03:02.189 啊那個,我並不是在偷聽哦!? 37 00:03:02.539 --> 00:03:06.928 怎麼好像一直在自掘墳墓... 38 00:03:07.173 --> 00:03:12.172 我以後乾脆直接在墓園工作吧 39 00:03:12.185 --> 00:03:15.477 抱歉講了無聊的笑話.... 40 00:03:17.615 --> 00:03:20.623 ...你為什麼在笑呢 41 00:03:21.579 --> 00:03:24.416 我,我可是很認真的哦 42 00:03:24.460 --> 00:03:27.195 是真的很苦惱耶 43 00:03:27.889 --> 00:03:31.822 因為我幾乎沒和男生說過話... 44 00:03:33.073 --> 00:03:36.279 那...那麼 45 00:03:37.460 --> 00:03:43.636 我們是朋友...了? 46 00:03:47.823 --> 00:03:51.752 欸嘿,欸嘿,朋友 47 00:03:55.658 --> 00:03:58.830 耶嘿嘿,朋友 48 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:03.709 我和你....是朋友,嗯嘿,欸嘿嘿 49 00:04:05.286 --> 00:04:09.798 ...連我自己都覺得我笑的很噁心真是對不起 50 00:04:09.949 --> 00:04:11.895 因為我性格陰沉.... 51 00:04:12.094 --> 00:04:15.394 嗚...好羞愧 52 00:04:18.008 --> 00:04:21.346 ...從今以後,請多多關照 53 00:04:22.446 --> 00:04:26.687 希望我們可以好好相處...這樣我會很開心的